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The Re-key Reel · 2 May 06

When Sarah moved to Wa’el’s old office, Jesus and Sarah got Wa’el’s key by asking Alda for the spare key then taking the number and asking Martha for a copy. Rubina then moved to Sarah’s office and Sarah moved to Rubina’s office, once the office had been re-keyed. Although Sarah didn’t get the key to Rubina’s office until after Rubina had moved and Sarah was already locked out. Then nobody had Sarah’s key the day she didn’t have it so Jesus called security and pretended it was his office. Sarah asked Martha for a spare key, but then Martha told Sarah that the office was going to be re-keyed. Rubina then demanded Tom’s key, while Tom’s lab was going to be re-keyed but no-one told him. So Alda then told Sarah that her office and lab were to be re-keyed, and then Tom would get a lab key so they all could get in. But if Sarah forgets her key, she must get the spare key from Alda, except when Alda isn’t there there is a spare key to Alda’s office that Karen in her lab has whenever she’s around. Jesus is not allowed to have Sarah’s spare key, even though Sarah has a spare key to Jesus’ lab which would let her get her spare key if only it were allowed. So then everyone has the right key and is two keys away from the spare key, except give it maybe a year and it will all begin again.

  1. Wicked.
    — Adrian    May 3, 09:17    #
  2. lol… bureaucracy at its best. Thanks, Sarah, I always love a good laugh.
    — Dan    May 3, 10:14    #
  3. I’m confused…
    — K    May 3, 10:48    #
  4. Phew… take a deep breath Sarah. :)
    — Jaqian    May 8, 08:03    #
  5. :throws spare keys in trash:
    ~c
    — chris    May 8, 08:42    #

  6. You cow. You make me want to stop writing.


    — AJS    May 31, 19:21    #
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